pre coitus interruptus

At last. At last. Maybe?

"I have to tell you..."

Oh god, no you don't. But he did.

"...I'm really bad at relationships."

Now what, exactly, I'm supposed to do with this information I don't know. Is this a way of saying, ten minutes, ten days, or ten weeks hence, "I told you."

Does that mean the relationship started? How did I miss agreeing to be in it?

Dude, sister has not been laid in an AGE. Did he really think I was going to let the little warning stop me? And, if he's so bad at it, what's he doing right there with me? OK, sure, like Woody Allen says at the end of Annie Hall, telling a joke, "My brother thinks he's a chicken." The doctor replies, "why don't you turn him in?" Guy says he needs the eggs. Relationships are like that guy, he says. Absurd. But most of us need the eggs.

I believe you show what you're thinking more clearly by your actions than by what you say. We can talk about what's going to happen. Then there's what happens. There's only one thing left to do. Wait and see what happens.