R U f*kn kiddn me?

6.42 this morning I get a text from a dude I exchanged a couple of emails and a couple of missed phone calls with. Morning!

OK, well, I'm awake. Back at ya, luv!

Breakfast?

...I do like my breakfast, but...

After I teach yoga? 10.30?

I shit you not, this was his reply:
Hmm...before. Breakfast in bed.

Huh? Whaaa? Christ, what on earth would make someone suggest, sight unseen, breakfast in BED. He must be flirting/teasing/testing to see how I'll react. I mean, he's pawned himself off as a doctor, so he supposedly has some book learnin' behind him anyway. I text back...

Surely u hav bettr com ons 4 getting in2 a womans bed?

I think me and coffee and croissants is enough.

...is this dude for REAL?...

U'd b wrong.

OK, thanks anyway.

OH. You're on the prowl. Best of luck out there.

Hardly on the prowl. Just like unique first dates.

...ok, maybe he was flirting. hmmm. keep it light....

Prove it?

That I like unque 1st dates? Cd b coff n crssnts ten times.

Talk about dropping the ball. But sheesh, if he wasn't teasing, what WAS that? Was I supposed to seriously entertain that idea? How's that gonna play out? OH, yeah, here's my addy. I like my coffee black. Like my SOUL.

Oy.